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A rural clergyman in 19th century England tells Durbeyfield, a simple farmer, that he is descended from the illustrious d'Urberville family -- now extinct. Or maybe not. Durbeyfield sends his daughter Tess to check on a family named d'Uberville living in a manor house less than a day's carriage ride away. Alec d'Urberville is delighted to meet his beautiful "cousin" and seduces her with strawberries and roses... (imdb)

A hardened detective in the Flying Squad of London's Metropolitan police attempts to dispense justice to armed robbers while dealing with professional and personal struggles. Based on the '70s UK TV show.

Billy is sent down "from above" for one day to try and make amends for mistakes he made in life. Billy worked at the carnival running the carousel... (imdb)

A secret government agency recruits imprisoned supervillains to execute dangerous black ops missions in exchange for clemency. (imdb)

The story of former UVF member Alistair Little. Twenty-five years after Little killed Joe Griffen's brother, the media arrange an auspicious meeting between the two. (imdb)

This film, shot in pixilation (a kind of stop-motion animation with actors), is about two neighbors who come to barbaric blows over a flowers that straddles the property line (imdb)

A Western journalist working for a publication in Tokyo takes on one of the city's most powerful crime bosses.

A police officer assigned alarm dispatch duty enters a race against time when he answers an emergency call from a kidnapped woman. (imdb)

Mercurio Arboria (Scott Hylands) has his plans to revolutionize humanity by creating a recipe for pure happiness. (Lessons of Darkness)

An unexpected detour causes a woman who is trying to figure out how to break up with her boyfriend to rethink her life.