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Are You There God? It\
When her family moves from the city to the suburbs, 11-year-old Margaret navigates new friends, feelings, and the beginning of adolescence (imdb.com).
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The Illusionist
Set in turn-of-the-centuy Vienna, this supernatural mystery combines romance, politics and magic. (Yari Film Group)
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Carancho
"Carancho" is a bird of prey; an animal that attack and feed on wounded animals. In this movie it's the pseudonym of lawyers that follow (and sometime stage) accidents in order to collect from insurance and scam the real victims. (imdb)
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Flesh for Frankenstein
Udo Kier is the Baron Frankenstein, attempting to create a new race of humans out of body parts. He wants to mate his male creation to his female creation so he figures he needs the brain of a real lady's man. By mistake, he beheads a man about to enter a monastery to become a monk... (imdb)
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Der Nachtmahr
Jarring, disturbing, and thoroughly disorienting, Der Nachtmahr is a psychophantasmagoric coming-of-age story about a teenage girl thrust into an unnaturally symbiotic relationship. (tiff.net)
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Return to the Blue Lagoon
This sequel to The Blue Lagoon finds Richard (Brian Krause) -- the orphaned son of the lovers from the original 1980 pic -- stranded on an island with a widow, Sarah (Lisa Pelikan), and her daughter, Lilli (Milla Jovovich). When Sarah dies, Richard and Lilli grow up together and, like their predecessors, fall in love. But their happiness is endangered when civilization intrudes (Netflix)
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The Last Ship
The Last Ship (2014) - TV Series
The crew of a naval destroyer is forced to confront the reality of a new existence when a pandemic kills off most of the earth's population. (imdb)
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Murder by Contract
Claude is a self-made hitman who gets picked up by the big boys to handle a troublesome witness. But the job turns out to be a little more difficult than he expects... (imdb)
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Leap of Faith
Fake faith healer Jonas Nightingale is stranded in a small town where he finds he can't fool all of the people all of the time. (imdb)
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The Prefab People
Suffering from economic hardships that slowly rip apart their once harmonious relationship, a married couple (Judit Pogany and Robert Koltai) struggle to keep everything together -- yet the husband becomes increasingly passive and the wife increasingly strident as time goes by. Their difficulties are created and portrayed by the spontaneous reactions of the actors themselves, following outlines of the story rather than the memorized lines of a scripted scenario... (All Movie Guide)
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