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The English Teacher
Linda Sinclair (Julianne Moore) is a forty-year-old unmarried high school English teacher in the small town of Kingston, Pennsylvania. She shares a small apartment with two Siamese cats and her rich collection of great literature. She maintains no close personal relationships aside from those she has with her favorite authors and stories. Her life is far less complicated than the dramas she devours on the page, and she likes it that way. (imdb)
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The Psychic
A clairvoyant woman, inspired by a vision, smashes open a section of wall in her husband's home and finds a skeleton behind it. Along with her psychiatrist, she seeks to find the truth about who the person was and who put her there. Soon enough, she starts to realize the possibility that she may share the victim's fate... (imdb)
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Gemide
Documents the story of four sailors biding their time smoking pot on a ship - until one decides to go ashore, and gets beaten up and robbed. His pals come to the rescue, catch the thieves and steal back the money - along with a beautiful foreign hooker, who comes from some foreign country and just may be the virgin she claims to be. (FilmFestivals.com)
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The Last House on the Left
A gang of rapists and murderers unknowingly seeks refuge with the parents of one of their victims. (imdb)
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Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
In the next Spider-Verse chapter, Miles teams with Gwen Stacy on an adventure that brings them into conflict with the Spider-Society, as the Spider-People of the Multiverse are challenged by a new threat called The Spot.
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The Dark Crystal
Another planet, another time. 1000 years ago the Dark Crystal was damaged by one of the Urskeks and an age of chaos began... (imdb)
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Spaceballs
Planet Spaceball's President Scroob sends Lord Dark Helmet to steal Planet Druidia's abundant supply of air to replenish their own, and only Lone Starr can stop them.
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Scary Movie 3
A mysterious killer video tape is circulating around. One look at this tape and you have seven days left to live. News Reporter Cindy Campbell (Faris) witnesses this video tape and tries to work out a way to prevent her death. But this is not the only mystery to appear. Crop circles have been appearing in the local farm of Tom (Sheen) and George (Rex). With help from Aunt Shaneequa (Latifah), Cindy suspects that the aliens may be linked with the killer tape and must now work out both mysteries before it's the end of the world. (imdb)
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Rifkin\
A married American couple attend the San Sebastian film festival, only for each of them to find themselves becoming entangled with another partner.
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Karisik Kaset
based on Uygar Şirin's novel of the same name tells story of a couple's relationship at the beginnings of three decades (90's, 2000s & 2010s) while depicting popular music scene at those times.
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