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Mayan Indian peasants, tired of being thought of as nothing more than "brazos fuertes" ("strong arms", i.e., manual laborers) and organizing in an effort to improve their lot in life, are discovered by the Guatemalan army. After the army destroys their village and family, a brother and sister, teenagers who just barely escaped the massacre, decide they must flee to "El Norte" ("the North", i.e., the USA)... (imdb)

Three hooded Eastern-European criminals burst into a home in a Madrid gated community, holding the family hostage in its own home, and forcing the father to empty his credit cards. But the family fights back - brutally. (imdb)

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson meet as boys in an English Boarding school. Holmes is known for his deductive ability even as a youth, amazing his classmates with his abilities. When they discover a plot to murder a series of British business men by an Egyptian cult, they move to stop it. (imdb)

Extreme measures are necessary to contain an epidemic of a deadly airborne virus. But how extreme, exactly?

It's about a turkish guy who lives in Germany. Just like lots of other turkish people in Germany. He works as a street cleaner just to get his dream car. A yellow colored mercedes. (imdb/comments)

About two men who've been together for fifteen years and what happens when one of them has an affair with a woman.

The second part of the two-part version of von Trier's Nymphomaniac.

Thirty years after their popular television show ended, chipmunks Chip and Dale live very different lives. When a cast member from the original series mysteriously disappears, the pair must reunite to save their friend. (imdb)

Wacky hijinks of counselors and campers at a less-than-average summer camp. (imdb)

Experimental short, featuring strobe-like homoerotic imagery with several shots of the Rolling Stones in performance and an original synthesizer score by Mick Jagger. (imdb)