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Mega Piranha
Mega Piranha (2010) - TV Movie
Former pop princess Tiffany co-stars in this nerve-wracking thriller about gigantic, mutant piranhas who are irradiated in the Amazon River by well-meaning scientists in a misguided attempt to revive the local piranha population. After the fish destroy a tourist boat and the militia bent on stopping them, they escape from their enclosure and begin swimming to Florida. Along the way, they grow even larger and more threatening.
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The Rental
Two couples rent a vacation home for what should be a celebratory weekend get-away. (imdb)
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The House of the Spirits
South America before the second world war. The poor Esteban marries Clara and they get a daughter, Blanca... (imdb)
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The Crucible
A 17th-century Salem woman accuses an ex-lover's wife of witchery in an adaptation of the Arthur Miller play. (imdb)
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Shut Up and Dance
Shut Up and Dance (2016) - Season 3, Episode 3
Black Mirror - Season 3, Episode 3
When withdrawn Kenny (Alex Lawther) stumbles headlong into an online trap, he is quickly forced into an uneasy alliance with shifty Hector (Jerome Flynn) - both of them at the mercy of persons unknown. (imdb)
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The Smurfs
The Smurfs (1981) - TV Series
The Smurfs are little blue creatures that live in mushroom houses in a forest inhabited mainly by their own kind. The smurfs average daily routine is attempting to avoid Gargomel, an evil man who wants to kill our little blue friends. (imdb)
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The Promise
Empowered by the love of a slave (Jang), a royal concubine (Cheung) is given the chance to make an extraordinary decision. (imdb)
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Imperium
An FBI agent goes under cover to disrupt a local terrorist group's effort to make a dirty bomb. (imdb)
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Crows Zero II
Genji and his victorious G.P.S. alliance find themselves facing down a new challenge by the students of Hosen Academy, feared by everyone as 'The Army of Killers.' The two schools, in fact, have a history of bad blood between them. And the simmering embers of hatred are about to flare up again, burning away any last remnants of the truce they had so rigorously observed until now. (Pusan International Film Festival)
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Le Silence de Lorna
In order to become the owner of a snack bar with her boyfriend, Lorna, a young Albanian woman living in Belgium, becomes an accomplice to a diabolical plan devised by mobster Fabio. (imdb)
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