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Around 1820 the son of a California nobleman comes home from Spain to find his native land under a villainous dictatorship. On the one hand he plays the useless fop, while on the other he is the masked avenger Zorro. (imdb)

Through a set of wacky circumstances, a young gold digger (Tautou) mistakenly woos a mild-mannered bartender (Elmaleh) thinking he's a wealthy suitor. (imdb)

On a US nuclear missile sub, a young first officer stages a mutiny to prevent his trigger happy captain from launching his missiles before confirming his orders to do so. (imdb)

After surviving the events of the first movie, Fin and April now face a new shark storm in New York City. (imdb)

When Hollywood shuts him out, multi-talented Rudy Ray Moore strikes out on his own to make the blaxploitation film Dolemite (1975).

Bill Burr, comedian, holds a show in front of an audience. (imdb)

An aging porn star agrees to participate in an "art film" in order to make a clean break from the business, only to discover that he has been drafted into making a pedophilia and necrophilia themed snuff film.

While on vacation on the Nile, Hercule Poirot must investigate the murder of a young heiress. (imdb)

In Maine, a group of kids must protect their vacation home from invading aliens.

Saban (Kemal Sunal) is a married man with two kids. One day he get sacked from the factory and he begins his new life as a houseman.