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A pair of NYC cops in the Narcotics Bureau stumble onto a drug smuggling job with a French connection. (imdb)

From the writers of "That '70s Show" comes this retro dramatic comedy set a decade later, in the financial boom of the late 1980s, about a recent college grad trying to figure out what to do with his life. Amid the goings-on at a raucous Labor Day party, brilliant but underemployed Matt Franklin (Topher Grace) learns a slew of lessons about life and love

A story of violent love within a time frame spanning from 2001 to 2017. (imdb)

An untested American submarine captain teams with U.S. Navy Seals to rescue the Russian president, who has been kidnapped by a rogue general. (imdb)

The loons are back again on Golden Pond and so are Norman Thayer, a retired professor, and Ethel who have had a summer cottage there since early in their marriage (imdb)

In an alternate continuum, The Ottoman Empire is still alive as "Ottoman Republic."

Based on a real story the film reconstructs a crime in a remote village of Northern Greece. (bfi.org.uk)

Following the death of a publishing tycoon, news reporters scramble to discover the meaning of his final utterance (imdb)

An authoritarian rancher, Barbara Stanwyck, who rules an Arizona county with her private posse of hired guns. When a new marshall arrives to set things straight, the cattle queen finds herself falling, brutally for the avowedly non-violent lawman. Both have itchy-fingered brothers, a female gunman enters the picture, and things go desperately wrong. (imdb)

An old lady spills coffee, and this is the end result. The real story of the hot coffee spill. (lostinlodos)