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Confess, Fletch
After becoming the prime suspect in multiple murders, Fletch strives to prove his innocence while simultaneously searching for his fiancé's stolen art collection. (imbd)
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The Russia House
An expatriate British publisher unexpectedly finds himself working for British intelligence to investigate people in Russia. (imdb)
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Johann Sebastian Bach: Fantasia G-moll
A man plays the Bach piece of the title on the organ, accompanied by images of stone walls with cracks and holes that grow and shrink, intercut with images of doors and wire-meshed windows. (imdb)
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Men & Chicken
Men and Chicken is a black comedy about two outcast brothers, who by getting to know their unknown family also discover a horrible truth about themselves and their relatives. (imdb)
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Happy, Texas
Escaped convicts disguised as beauty pageant experts? This could get ugly.
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Die Another Day
James Bond is sent to investigate the connection between a North Korean terrorist and a diamond mogul who is funding the development of an international space weapon.
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Tank Girl
Based on the British cult comic-strip, our tank-riding anti-heroine fights a mega-corporation, which controls the world's water supply. (imdb)
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Asterix and Obelix: Mission Cleopatra
The Egyptian Queen Cleopatra bets against the Roman Emperor, Julius Caesar, that her people are still great, even if the times of the Pharaohs has long passed. She vows (against all logic) to build a new palace for Caesar within three months. Since all her architects are either busy otherwise or too conservative in style, this ambivalent honor falls to Edifis... (imdb)
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The Mummy
Three British archeologists discover the grave of an important Egyptian female priest who has died about four millenia ago. But when they open it a bad curse falls on them for having woken up the mighty guard of the grave who was buried with the priest. (imdb)
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Their Finest
A British film crew attempts to boost morale during World War II by making a propaganda film after the Blitzkrieg. (imdb)
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