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Oh, Woe is Me
Romance about Simon Donnadieu and his decision to leave his ever-loving wife Rachel. (imdb)
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Frankenstein
Frankenstein (1910) - Short Film
Frankenstein, a young medical students, trying to create the perfect human being, instead creates a misshapen monster. Made ill by what he has done, Frankenstein is comforted by his fiancée but on his wedding night he is visited by the monster. A fight ensues but the monster, seeing himself in a mirror, is horrified and runs away. He later returns, entering the new bride's room, and finds her alone. (imdb)
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The Legend of 1900
An epic story of a man who could do anything... except be ordinary. (imdb)
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Dishonored
The Austrian Secret Service sends its most seductive agent to spy on the Russians. (imdb)
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Hated: G.G. Allin and the Murder Junkies
Documentary about notorious Murder Junkies lead singer GG Allin. (imdb)
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Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves
A tiny glitch causes Wayne, his brother, and their wives to shrink big time! Soon they must brave household insects the size of dinosaurs, a treacherous loop the loop track in a toy car, dizzying "balloon" rides inside soap bubbles, and more!
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The Living End
Luke is a gay hustler. Jon is a movie critic. Both are HIV positive. They go on a hedonistic, dangerous journey, their motto "Fuck the world" (imdb)
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Winged Migration
The cameras of Jacques Perrin fly with migratory birds: geese, storks, cranes. The film begins with spring in North America and the migration to the Arctic; the flight is a community event for each species. Once in the Arctic, it's family time: courtship, nests, eggs, fledglings, and first flight. Chicks must soon fly south. Bad weather, hunters, and pollution take their toll. Then, the cameras go south of the Equator; Antarctica is the summer destination... (imdb)
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2 Days in Paris
2 Days in Paris follows a New York couple, French photographer Marion and American interior designer Jack, as they attempt to re-infuse their relationship with romance on a European vacation. Their week in Venice didn't work out as planned--the food didn't agree with Jack and when he was well enough to go out, he was so focused on capturing the trip with his digital camera that he forgot to experience it. They have higher hopes for their last 2 days in Paris. (imdb)
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Anaparastasi
Based on a real story the film reconstructs a crime in a remote village of Northern Greece. (bfi.org.uk)
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