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Louie
Louie (2010) - TV Series
The life of Louis CK, a divorced comedian with two kids living in New York.
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Shark Tale
Oscar is a fast-talking little fish whose big dreams have a habit of landing him in hot water. Lenny is a great white shark with a sensitive side and a secret - he's a vegetarian. When a great white lie turns Oscar into an improbable hero and the truth about Lenny makes him an outcast, the two become the most unlikely of friends.
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The Returned
In a post-zombie world, where the infected live normal lives, their retroviral drug is running out. (imdb)
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The Cowboy and the Frenchman
The Cowboy and the Frenchman (1988) - Season 1, Episode 2
Les Français vus par - Season 1, Episode 2
Slim, Pete and Dusty spend a lazy afternoon on the ranch, when they discover a lost French man. There is a huge language gap, but mutual goodwill seems to bind them together.
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Billy Jack
Ex-Green Beret karate expert saves wild horses from being slaughtered for dog food and helps protect a desert "freedom school" for runaway. (imdb)
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The Pit and the Pendulum
It is the time of the Spanish Inquisition. Maria does not like what is going on during the "Auto De Fe". When she speaks out, she is arrested and accused of being a witch. Torquemada has plans for her! He orders her tortured, and her tongue to be cut out. Her husband attempts to free her... (imdb)
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Never Been Kissed
A Chicago newspaper reporter (Barrymore) who goes undercover at a high school to research an article gets the chance to relive her teen years. (20th Century Fox)
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Suspense
Suspense (1913) - Short Film
Lois Weber plays a young wife in an isolated house. She and her infant are unexpectedly left alone by her husband when the maid has abruptly given notice, leaving her latchkey under the doormat. A passing tramp discovers the situation and tries to break in. When the woman rings her husband, the distress call is terminated when the tramp cuts the phone line. (imdb comments)
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Into the Woods
Into the Woods (1991) - Season 10, Episode 1
American Playhouse - Season 10, Episode 1
Stephen Sondheim's Tony Award winning show depicting society and the world through the eyes of the most famous fairy tales centered around a baker & his wife. (imdb)
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Hanna
A 16-year-old who was raised by her father to be the perfect assassin is dispatched on a mission across Europe, tracked by a ruthless intelligence agent and her operatives. (imdb)
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