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Sag Salim
One day, the village headman asks Salim to take the body of a dead man to Sivas so the poor soul can be buried in his hometown. Salim has an immense fear of death and dead people, so he instantly freaks out at the proposition, but he cannot refuse. This is only the beginning of a very odd series of events that will happen to this poor sap throughout the day on the road. (todayszaman.com)
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The Grand Seduction
In order to secure a vital factory contract, the residents of a small Newfoundland fishing village conspire to charm a disgraced big-city doctor into becoming the town's full-time physician. (tiff.net)
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The Manchurian Candidate
As the entire nation watches the presidential campaign hurtle towards Election Day, one soldier races to uncover the conspiracy behind it -- a conspiracy that seeks to destroy democracy itself. (Paramount Pictures)
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Zidane, un portrait du 21e siècle
Halfway between a sports documentary and an conceptual art installation, "Zidane" consists in a full-length soccer game (Real Madrid vs. Villareal, April 23, 2005) entirely filmed from the perspective of soccer superstar Zinedine Zidane. (imdb)
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Red Notice
An Interpol agent tracks the world's most wanted art thief. (imdb)
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No Direction Home: Bob Dylan
No Direction Home: Bob Dylan (2005) - Season 19, Episode 7
American Masters - Season 19, Episode 7
A chronicle of Bob Dylan's strange evolution between 1961 and 1966 from folk singer to protest singer to "voice of a generation" to rock star. (imdb)
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Vampyres
Fran and Miriam are a pair of beautiful vampires who get victims to pull over by hitchhiking. They proceed to bring them back to their house and drink their blood. (imdb)
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Recep Ivedik 3
In this third film of series, Recep falls into depression and he tries out redemptive activities that will pull him out of depression. He watches movies at home, attends music lessons and karate courses and even participates in a paintball match...
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Tom and Jerry: The Movie
The popular cartoon cat and mouse are thrown into a disappointing feature film. The story has the twosome trying to help an orphan girl who is being berated and exploited by a greedy guardian. (imdb)
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Rambo: Last Blood
Rambo must confront his past and unearth his ruthless combat skills to exact revenge in a final mission.
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