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There's trouble brewing in Bikini Bottom! Someone has stolen King Neptune's crown. Though he's just been passed over for the promotion of his dreams, SpongeBob stands by his boss and along with his best pal Patrick sets out on a treacherous mission to Shell City to reclaim the crown and save Mr. Krab's life. (Paramount)

The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters is a documentary that follows Steve Wiebe as he tries to take the world high score for the arcade game Donkey Kong from reigning champion Billy Mitchell.

A serial killer is obsessed with the John Travolta's disco dancing character from "Saturday Night Fever". (imdb)

A psychiatrist searches the globe to find the secret of happiness. (imdb)

It seems like an exercise piece to capture a dancer's movement on celluloid, which later on developed into Deren's masterpieces such as "Ritual in Transfigured Time".

A squad of unsuspecting cops goes through a trapdoor to Hell when they stumble upon a Black Mass in an abandoned building. (imdb)

A drama centered on two childhood friends who plan to rob an armored car depository, and the NYPD officer who stands in their way. (imdb)

Set in Nazi-occupied France at the height of World War II, Charlotte Gray tells the compelling story of a young Scottish woman (Blanchett) working with the French Resistance in the hope of rescuing her lover, a missing RAF pilot. (Warner Bros.)

Captain Nathan Brittles, on the eve of retirement, takes out a last patrol to stop an impending massive Indian attack. Encumbered by women who must be evacuated, Brittles finds his mission imperiled. (imdb)

Two slacker friends try to promote their public-access cable show. (imdb)