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Horrors of Spider Island
En route to a show in Singapore, a troupe of beautiful dancers are stranded on a deserted island by a plane crash. Their routine of skinny-dipping and devising new skimpy outfits is interrupted when a radioactive spider bites their manager and turns him into a wild-eyed, furry-faced monster with three fangs and a passion for strangling. (imdb)
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Shut Up and Play the Hits
On April 2nd 2011, LCD Soundsystem played its final show at Madison Square Garden. Documenting this once in a life time performance and an intimate portrait of James Murphy as he navigates the lead-up to the show, the day after, and the personal and professional ramifications of his decision. (imdb)
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Pink Floyd The Wall
A troubled rock star descends into madness in the midst of his physical and social isolation from everyone. (imdb)
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The Kid
The Tramp cares for an abandoned child, but events put that relationship in jeopardy. (imdb)
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The Ninth Configuration
A new commanding officer, Col. Kane, arrives at a remote castle where apparently insane soldiers are incarcerated under psychiatric care... (imdb)
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Time Trap
A group of students become trapped inside a mysterious cave where they discover time passes differently underground than on the surface. (imdb)
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Thunderheart
An FBI man with Sioux background is sent to a reservation to help with a murder investigation, where he has to come to terms with his heritage... (imdb)
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Spider-Man: Far from Home
Following the events of Avengers: Endgame, Spider-Man must step up to take on new threats in a world that has changed forever.
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Crimewave
A pair of whacked-out cartoon-like exterminator/hitmen kill the owner of a burglar-alarm company, and stalk the partner who hired them, his wife, and a nerd framed for the murder, who tells the story in flashback from the electric chair.
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The Road to Guantanamo
Part documentary, part dramatization, this film is the terrifying first-hand account of three British citizens who were held for two years without charges in the American military prison at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. (Roadside Attractions)
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