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Bellflower
Two friends spend all their free time building flame-throwers and weapons of mass destruction in hopes that a global apocalypse will occur and clear the runway for their imaginary gang "Mother Medusa". While waiting for the world to end, their call to excitement comes unexpectedly when one of them meets a charismatic young woman and falls hard in love. Quickly integrated into a new group of friends, they set off on a journey of betrayal, love, hate, infidelity and extreme violence. (imdb)
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The Tao of Steve
In his early 30s, the beer-bellied Dex has things figured out. He's widely read in philosophy, he's studied Steve McQueen the prototypical cool American hero, and he's distilled Buddhism and Taoism into three laws that make him a hit with women: don't express desire, do something heroic in front of her, then retreat. A part-time job with young children, beer, guys, Frisbee golf, pool, poker, his dog Astro, and sex: what could be missing? (imdb)
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Thriller: A Cruel Picture
A mute girl is savagely gang-raped and is left at a brothel, after having been forced into drugs and lost an eye. Her parents kill themselves in grief. She trains herself in the use of weapons and car driving, then seeks out her enemies for a silent but cruel revenge. (imdb)
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Ninja Scroll
A ninja-for-hire is forced into fighting an old nemesis who is bent on overthrowing the Japanese government. His nemesis is also the leader of a group of demons each with superhuman powers.
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The Colbert Report
Satirical newscaster Stephen Colbert provides humorous commentary on the big issues going on in the United States and the rest of the world, with his larger-than-life ego and overly-patriotic spirit along with him every step of the way. (imdb)
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Spartacus
Spartacus (2010) - TV Series
Watch the story of history's greatest gladiator unfold with graphic violence and the passions of the women that love them. This is Spartacus. (imdb)
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For All Mankind
The series explores what would have happened if the global space race had never ended. (imdb)
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Tickled
Journalist David Farrier stumbles upon a mysterious tickling competition online. As he delves deeper he comes up against fierce resistance, but that doesnt stop him getting to the bottom of a story stranger than fiction. (imdb)
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A Quiet Place Part II
Following the events at home, the Abbott family now face the terrors of the outside world. Forced to venture into the unknown, they realize the creatures that hunt by sound are not the only threats lurking beyond the sand path.
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Whiplash
Whiplash (2013) - Short Film
The short film upon which preceded 2014's Oscar-nominated full-length feature. A ferocious, bullying music teacher teaches a dedicated student. (imdb)
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