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The 38-year-old bodybuilder Dennis would really like to find true love. He has never had a girlfriend and lives alone with his mother in a suburb of Copenhagen. When his uncle marries a girl from Thailand, Dennis decides to try his own luck on a trip to Pattaya, as it seems that love is easier to find in Thailand. (imdb)

Storks have moved on from delivering babies to packages. But when an order for a baby appears, the best delivery stork must scramble to fix the error by delivering the baby.

A dying teacher instructs his final student to check on the activities of five former pupils, each of whom he taught a unique and special style of kung-fu to (imdb)

A successul lawman's plans to retire anonymously in Tombstone, Arizona are distrupted by the kind of outlaws he was famous for eliminating (imdb)

The story of a girl who makes dreams come true. (imdb)

An eccentric toymaker finds his family business horribly misused by his militaristic uncle who is bequeathed control of the company. (imdb)

Feminist drama set in the near future in an America which has undergone a socialist revolution. The position of women in the new society is as oppressed as ever and disparate activist groups begin to organize a women's revolution. (BFI)

A luminous and haunting love story, layered, in the tradition of Kieslowski, over a probing exploration of the modern world and its moral choices. (Miramax)

In the town of Thiers, summer of 1976, teachers and parents give their children skills, love, and attention... (imdb)

When four 40-something college friends meet up for their annual reunion, things start to spiral out of control. (imdb)