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Dans Paris
Anna has just left Paul who, annihilated by the separation , moves back with his father in Paris. His younger brother Jonathan, a casual student, still lives in his father's apartment and spends most of his time womanizing and fooling around.But what this apparent lightness conceals is a deep wound. Jonathan, in fact, has never been able to overcome the death of his beloved sister. Meanwhile Paul sinks into depression... (imdb)
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The Decline of Western Civilization Part II: The Metal Years
The documentary follows the heavy metal scene in Los Angeles, with particular emphasis on the glam metal subgenre. Spheeris explores the more famous musicians, including Alice Cooper, Aerosmith, Ozzy Osbourne, Dave Mustaine and Paul Stanley. She then explores unknown bands, such as London, Odin and Seduce. The film also features interviews with members of Poison, Tuff, Vixen, Faster Pussycat, W.A.S.P. and more. (Wikipedia)
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Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie
Bison, the ruthless leader of the international terrorist organization Shadowlaw, has been desperately... (imdb)
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Grease 2
An English student at a 1960's American high school has to prove himself to the leader of a girls' gang whose members can only date greasers. (imdb)
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Weekend at Bernie\
Larry and Richard use a voodoo revived corpse to track down hidden money to clear their names. (imdb)
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Strange Wilderness
With the ratings dropping for a wilderness-themed TV show, two animal fans go to the Andes in search of Bigfoot.
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Inglourious Basterds
In Nazi-occupied France during WW2, a group of Jewish-American soldiers known as "The Basterds" are chosen specifically to spread fear throughout the Third Reich by scalping and killing Nazis.
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The Tao of Steve
In his early 30s, the beer-bellied Dex has things figured out. He's widely read in philosophy, he's studied Steve McQueen the prototypical cool American hero, and he's distilled Buddhism and Taoism into three laws that make him a hit with women: don't express desire, do something heroic in front of her, then retreat. A part-time job with young children, beer, guys, Frisbee golf, pool, poker, his dog Astro, and sex: what could be missing? (imdb)
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Monk
Monk (2002) - TV Series
Adrian Monk is a brilliant San Francisco detective, whose obsessive compulsive disorder just happens to get in the way. (imdb)
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Earthlings
Explores animal exploitation and mistreatment for food, fur and science. (doctor 7)
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