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Whiplash
Whiplash (2013) - Short Film
The short film upon which preceded 2014's Oscar-nominated full-length feature. A ferocious, bullying music teacher teaches a dedicated student. (imdb)
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From Paris with Love
In Paris, a employee in the office of the US Ambassador hooks up with an American spy looking to stop a terrorist attack.
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To Have and Have Not
Harry Morgan and his alcoholic sidekick, Eddie, are based on the island of Martinique and crew a boat available for hire... (imdb)
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La Captive
An adaptation of Proust's "La Prisonniere" (book five of "Remembrance of Things Past")
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The Joke
In the 1950's, Ludvik Jahn was expelled from the Communist Party and the University by his fellow students... (imdb)
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100 Girls
This sexy, teen-comedy is about a freshman, Matthew (played by Jonathan Tucker), at college who meets... (imdb)
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Beneath the Valley of the Ultra-Vixens
Believe it or not even in Smalltown USA there are still people who are unfulfilled and unrelieved in the midst of plenty. Levonna & Lamar could have the perfect relationship if it were not Lamar's obsession with rear entry. After submitting to the one last time Levonna comes up with a plan. While Lamar is trying find other tail to try his technique on, Levonna becomes Lola with aid of a wig and a Mexican accent. A Mexican cocktail later Lola finally has Lamar straight, but he wasn't awake for it. (imdb)
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Belgica
The drama follows two brothers who start a bar and get swept up in its success in the midst of Belgium's nightlife scene. (imdb)
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Bones
Bones (2005) - TV Series
A forensic anthropologist and a cocky FBI agent build a team to investigate death causes. And quite often, there isn't more to examine than rotten flesh or mere bones. (imdb)
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Pippi Longstocking on the Seven Seas
One day Pippi gets a message in a bottle revealing sad news: Her father, Captain Ephraim Longstocking, was kidnapped by pirates and held captive in a dungeon on an island. Without hesitation, Pippi is on her way to free her father. Tommy and Annika accompany her on that quest. They will have to face many heavy-armed but not very bright pirates...
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