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Cabiria
Three centuries before Christus. Young Cabiria is kidnapped by some pirates during one eruption of the Etna. She is sold as a slave in Carthage, and as she is just going to be sacrificed to god Moloch, Cabiria is rescued by both Fulvio Axilla, a Roman noble, and his giant slave Maciste. Maciste is captured just after having confided Cabiria to Sophinisbe's safe keeping, while Fulvio Axilla manages to escape from Carthage. Ten years went away with Punic wars before he is able to come back to Carthage... (imdb)
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Farewell, My Queen
A look at the relationship between Marie Antoinette and one of her readers during the final days of the French Revolution. (mubi.com)
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As Good As It Gets
A single mother/waitress, a misanthropic author, and a gay artist form an unlikely friendship.
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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Thor\
Agent Coulson runs into trouble on the way to Thor's Hammer.
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Paris qui dort
Paris qui dort (1925) - Short Film
A scientist's invisible ray freezes Paris into immobility. (imdb)
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The Sopranos
The Sopranos (1999) - TV Series
New Jersey mob boss Tony Soprano deals with personal and professional issues in his home and business life that affect his mental state, leading him to seek professional psychiatric counseling.
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Late Night with Conan O\
Conan O'Brien, a Harvard Lampoon alumnus, hosts this late-night comedy/talk-show which is often silly and whimsical. (imdb)
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Street of Shame
Five prostitutes work at Dreamland, in Tokyo's Yoshiwara district. As the Diet considers a ban on prostitution, the women's daily dramas play out... (imdb)
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Sukiyaki Western Django
Set during "The Genpei Wars" at the end of the 1100s, the Minamoto and Taira gangs face off in a town named Yuda, while a deadly gunman (Ito Hideaki) comes to the aid of the townsfolk. (imdb)
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Reservation Road
Based on the critically acclaimed novel of the same name by John Burnham Schwartz, this is a compelling new dramatic thriller. A tale of anger, revenge, and great courage, the film follows two fathers as their families and lives converge... (Focus Features)
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