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Starbuck
At 42, David {...} discovers he's the father of 533 children, 142 of whom have filed a class action lawsuit to determine the identity of their biological father, known only by the pseudonym Starbuck
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Beyond the Black Rainbow
Mercurio Arboria (Scott Hylands) has his plans to revolutionize humanity by creating a recipe for pure happiness. (Lessons of Darkness)
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Young People Fucking
"Young People Fucking" is a smart and fast-paced comedy that intertwines the stories of 5 couples over the course of one sexual encounter. As the couples attempt to have some seemingly straight forward sex, they run into all sorts of problems.
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The Presidio
Jay Austin is now a civilian police detective. Colonel Caldwell was his commanding officer years before when he left the military police over a disagreement over the handling of a drunk driver. Now a series of murders that cross jurisdictions force them to work together again. (imdb)
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Zelig
"Documentary" about a man who can look and act like whoever he's around, and meets various famous people. (imdb)
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Miss Violence
Greek director Alexandros Avranas' chilling and incisive drama recounts an 11-year-old girl's inexplicable suicide -- and the family secrets that surround the tragedy. (tiff.net)
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It\
On Christmas Eve, an angel petitions God to send help for Kermit the Frog who has lost all hope after losing the Muppet Theatre. (imdb)
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Resurrection
Once there was a woman named Margaret whose life was under control. She was disciplined and vigilant which made her strong and made her successful. It made her able to raise her daughter, Abbie, all by herself. Soon Abbie will be going off to a fine university, just as planned. Everything was under control. That is, until David, a monster from her past, came back.
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Vinyl
Vinyl (2016) - TV Series
A New York music executive in the late 1970s hustles to make a career out of the city's diverse music scene. (imdb)
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Neotpravlennoye pismo
The film is based on the eponymous book by Valery Osipov. Four geologists are searching for diamonds in the wilderness of Siberia. After a long and tiresome journey they manage to find their luck and put the diamond mine on the map. The map must be delivered back to Moscow. But on the day of their departure a terrible forest fire wreaks havoc, and the geologists get trapped in the woods.
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