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Saw V
Hoffman goes on the hunt in order to protect the secret that he is the newest person to carry on Jigsaw's legacy.
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Black Belly of the Tarantula
Inspector Tellini investigates serial crimes where victims are paralyzed while having their bellies ripped open with a sharp knife, much in the same way tarantulas are killed by the black wasp. As suspects keep dying, Inspector directs his attention to a spa all the victims had a connection with. (imdb)
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Rivers and Tides: Andy Goldsworthy Working with Time
Portrait of Andy Goldsworthy, an artist whose specialty is ephemeral sculptures made from elements of nature. (imdb)
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Riding in Cars with Boys
The fresh, funny, touching and unbelievably true story of writer Beverly D'Onofrio (played by Barrymore, who ages from 15 to 35 in the role) and her often irreverent, always unique personal journey. (Columbia Pictures)
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Mum & Dad
Mum and Dad, and their 'adopted' children, Birdie & Elbie, work at the airport. (imdb)
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Disturbing Behavior
A man moves to a new town and gets harassed by these annoyingly perfect "good kids". He makes friends with the local rejects, one of which is a conspiracy theorist, another who is an albino, and a third who soon becomes a romantic interest. Together they discover that the jocks are actually lobotomized zombies and that they're next in line. (imdb)
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George Carlin: Jammin\
George Carlin's 1992 stand up special.
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Vuelven
A dark fairy tale about a gang of five children trying to survive the horrific violence of the cartels and the ghosts created every day by the drug war.
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Beyond the Infinite Two Minutes
A cafe owner discovers that the TV in his cafe suddenly shows images from the future, but only two minutes into the future. (imdb)
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Land of the Lost
On his latest expedition, Dr. Rick Marshall is sucked into a space-time vortex alongside his research assistant and a redneck survivalist. In this alternate universe, the trio make friends with a primate named Chaka, their only ally in a world full of dinosaurs and other fantastic creatures.
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