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Food, Inc.
An unflattering look inside America's corporate controlled food industry. (imdb)
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The Smurfs
The Smurfs (1981) - TV Series
The Smurfs are little blue creatures that live in mushroom houses in a forest inhabited mainly by their own kind. The smurfs average daily routine is attempting to avoid Gargomel, an evil man who wants to kill our little blue friends. (imdb)
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The Vampire Lovers
The Countess is called away to tend a sick friend and imposes on the General to accept her daughter Marcilla as a houseguest. Some of the villagers begin dying, however, and the General's daughter Laura soon gets weak and pale, but Marcilla is there to comfort her... (imdb)
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The Devil Bat
Dr. Carruthers feels bitter at being betrayed by his employers, Heath and Morton, when they became rich as a result of a product he devised. He gains revenge by electrically enlarging bats and sending them out to kill his employers' family members... (imdb)
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Transmorphers
Transmorphers (2007) - Direct-to-Video
Driven underground by alien robots, humanity's last hope for survival rests in a ragtag group of humans with a plan to destroy this mechanical horde once and for all. (Yahoo! Movies)
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Joe Dirt
The year is 1975 and little Joe Dirt is dumpster diving at a Grand Canyon tourist stop. After gorging himself on half-eaten snacks, he emerges from the garbage bin, only to find that his parents have left him. Now grown up and working as a janitor, Joe's got a mullet hairdo, acid-washed jeans, and a dream -- to find the parents that he lost, or lost him. (Columbia Tristar)
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Noelle
Santa's daughter finds herself having to take over the family business. (imdb)
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Wildlife
A boy witnesses his parent's marriage falling apart after his mom finds another man. (imdb)
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Charlotte\
A spider with a flare for promotion pledges to save a young pig from slaughter. (imdb)
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The Girl Can\
Gangster hires down-and-out press agent to make his blonde bimbo girlfriend a singing star.
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