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Corpse Bride
Set in a 19th century European village, this stop-motion, animated features follows the story of Victor (Depp), a young man who is whisked away to the underworld and wed to a mysterious Corpse Bride (Bonham-Carter), while his real bride waits bereft in the land of the living. (Warner Bros.)
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Chronik der Anna Magdalena Bach
A chronicle of Johann Sebastian Bach's life, eschewing drama to focus almost entirely on his music. Narrated by his wife Anna in voiceover, it consists largely of static scenes of Bach conducting and/or playing his brilliant compositions. (imdb)
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Funny Games
Two psychotic young men take a mother, father, and son hostage in their vacation cabin and force them to play sadistic "games" with one another for their own amusement. (imdb)
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Le Premier jour du reste de ta vie
A sprawling drama centered around five keys days in a family's life. (imdb)
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The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon
The epic story of one man's encounter with what could be the most relentless murderer of all time. (imdb)
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Family Life
A teenage girl suffers a nervous breakdown. (imdb)
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Opening Night
An actress suffers an emotional uproar in her personal life after a fan dies trying to see her. (imdb)
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Ghosts of Mars
A harrowing tale of rescue and escape from a colonized Mars 175 years into the future. (Columbia Tristar)
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Tschick
Two young teenage boys steal a car and embark on a road trip that will probably change their lives. (imdb)
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Carnosaur
A brilliant geneticist, Diane Ladd, plans to expose a lethal virus to every human being on the planet... (imdb)
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