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Goal!
Like millions of kids around the world, Santiago harbors the dream of being a professional footballer... (imdb)
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Les Misérables
Jean Valjean, a Frenchman imprisoned for stealing bread, must flee a police officer named Javert. The pursuit consumes both men's lives... (imdb)
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Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi
A middle-aged man who has lost his love for life recovers it through the love of a vivacious young girl
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Severance
Severance (2022) - TV Series
Mark leads a team of office workers whose memories have been surgically divided between their work and personal lives. When a mysterious colleague appears outside of work, it begins a journey to discover the truth about their jobs.
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Laws of Attraction
High-powered New York divorce attorneys Daniel Rafferty (Brosnan) and Audrey Woods (Moore) have seen love gone wrong in all its worse case scenarios -- so how bad could their own chances be? (New Line Cinema)
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World Trade Center
September 11, 2001 was an unusually warm day in New York. Will Jimeno, an officer with the Port Authority Police Department, was tempted to take a personal day to enjoy his hobby of bow hunting, but ultimately decided that he would go to work. Sergeant John McLoughlin, a respected veteran of the PAPD, had been up for hours -- a requirement of his daily, 1½-hour trek to the city. They and their colleagues made their way to midtown Manhattan, just like they did any other day. Only this wasn't any other day. (Paramount)
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Turkish Delight
Sort of a cross between "Love Story" and an earthy Rembrandt painting, this movie stars Rutger Hauer as a gifted Dutch sculptor who has a stormy, erotic, and star-crossed romance with a beautiful young girl... (imdb)
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Minnâ-yatteruka!
A slapstick comedy, about a goofy middle-aged man who is obsessed with the idea of having car sex. While pursuing his 'dream', he makes all the wrong moves possible, and ends up enrolling in a number of crazy escapades. (imdb)
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Empire of Light
A love story set in and around a beautiful old cinema on the South Coast of England in the 1980s (imdb.com).
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Melegin düsüsü
Zeynep works in a hotel for a housekeeper. But she suffers hell on earth because of her father' behavior. She can only talks to Mustafa who works in the same hotel and he is interested in Zeynep. (imdb)
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