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Ridicule
In the periwigged and opulent France of Louis XVI, an unwitting nobleman soon discovers that survival at court demands both a razor wit and an acid tongue. (imdb)
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King of the Ants
A young drifter discovers his true calling when he's hired by a mobster to stalk and kill a prominent accountant, and then decides to seek revenge when the stingy thugs try to kill him rather than pay him. (imdb)
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Soom
A love story involving a convicted prisoner who "slowly falls for a woman who decorates his prison cell". (imdb)
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A.C.O.D.
Carter is a well-adjusted Adult Child of Divorce. So he thinks. When he discovers he was part of a divorce study as a child, it wreaks havoc on his family and forces him to face his chaotic past. (sundance.org)
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Shoulder Arms
Shoulder Arms (1918) - Short Film
Charlie is in boot camp in the "awkward squad." Once in France he gets no letters from home. He finally gets a package containing limburger cheese which requires a gas mask and which he throws over into the German trench... (imdb)
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Hurlyburly
Hurly-burly is an adaptation of David Rabe's well known play about the intersecting lives of several Hollywood players and wannabes who's personal lives threaten to veer into a catastrophe more interesting than anything they're peddling to the studios. (imdb)
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Mona Lisa
George, after getting out of prison, begins looking for a job, but his time in prison has reduced his stature in the criminal underworld... (imdb)
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Lone Star
John Sayles' murder-mystery explores interpersonal and interracial tensions in Rio County, Texas. Sam Deeds is the local sheriff who is called to investigate a 40-year-old skeleton found in the desert....As Sam delves deeper into the town's dark secrets, he begins to learn more about his father, the legendary former sheriff Buddy Deeds, who replaced the corrupt Charlie Wade... (imdb)
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Big Momma\
An FBI agent disguises himself as an old lady to protect a beautiful federal witness and her son. (imdb)
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Beauty and the Beast
An adaptation of the classic fairy-tale about a monstrous prince and a young woman who fall in love. (imdb)
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