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The World According to Garp
Based on the John Irving novel, this film chronicles the life of T S Garp, and his mother, Jenny. Whilst Garp sees himself as a "serious" writer, Jenny writes a feminist manifesto at an opportune time, and finds herself as a magnet for all manner of distressed women. (imdb)
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The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising
The Dark is Rising tells the story of Will Stanton, who learns on the eve of his 11th birthday that he is actually the last of the "Old Ones," a group of immortal warriors and guardians dedicated to fighting the forces of the Dark. The Dark is amidst its last great Rising to defeat the Light and take free will from the human race forever. Will, having been born with a great gift of power, is called upon a monumental heroic quest. (Walden Media)
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Stan and Ollie
Laurel and Hardy, the world's most famous comedy duo, attempt to reignite their film careers as they embark on what becomes their swan song - a grueling theatre tour of post-war Britain. (imdb)
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Violence at High Noon
A sensationalistic and surreal love triangle develops between a serial rapist, his schoolteacher wife, and one of his past victims.
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Ali Baba Bunny
Ali Baba Bunny (1957) - Short Film
Bugs and Daffy are tunnelling their way to a vacation spot (with Bugs doing all the work, naturally), when a wrong turn lands them in a cave in the middle of the desert. Daffy's true nature once again shines through when the cave is discovered to be full of treasure. Daffy's glee quickly turns to terror, however, when Hassan the guard (whose only orders are "chop!") catches him with his hands in the gold. (imdb)
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Almost Famous
William Miller is a 15 year old kid, hired by Rolling Stone magazine to tour with, and write about Stillwater, an up and coming rock band. This wonderfully witty coming of age film follows William as he falls face first to confront life, love, and lingo. (imdb)
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Damien: Omen II
Damian the Antichrist, now age 13, finally learns of his destiny under the guidance of an unholy disciple of Satan, while dark mystical forces begin to eliminate all those who suspect the child's true identity. (imdb)
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Portlandia
Portlandia (2011) - TV Series
A sketch-comedy series that parodies life in Portland, Oregon. (imdb)
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Eyes Wide Open
Collision of religion and sexuality in the orthodox Jewish world. (imdb)
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Lonesome Ghosts
Lonesome Ghosts (1937) - Short Film
3 bored ghosts in a haunted house call up Ghost Hunters Mickey, Donald and Goofy, in hopes to have a little fun scaring them off. (imdb)
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