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Lonesome Dove
Lonesome Dove (1989) - TV Mini-Series
Epic story about two former Texas rangers who decide to move cattle from the south to Montana. Augustus McCrae and Woodrow Call run into many problems on the way, and the journey doesn't end without numerous casualties (imdb)
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Killer Joe
Emile Hirsch plays a desperate Texas debtor who plots to kill his mother, with help of his family (Thomas Haden Church, Gina Gershon). They hire a crooked cop (Matthew McConaughey) to do the job, but Killer Joe asks for their teenage daughter (Juno Temple) as a "retainer." (tiff.net)
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The Dirty Dozen
A US Army Major is assigned a dozen convicted murderers to train and lead them into a mass assassination mission of German officers in World War II. (imdb)
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Murder Mystery 2
Full-time detectives Nick and Audrey are struggling to get their private eye agency off the ground. They find themselves at the center of international abduction when their friend Maharaja, is kidnapped at his own lavish wedding. (imdb)
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FYRE: The Greatest Party That Never Happened
An exclusive behind the scenes look at the infamous unraveling of the Fyre music festival.
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War on Everyone
Two corrupt cops in New Mexico set out to blackmail and frame every criminal unfortunate enough to cross their path. Things take a sinister turn, however, when they try to intimidate someone who is more dangerous than they are. Or is he? (imdb)
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Cast a Deadly Spell
It's the 1940's, and everyone uses magic--except Detective H.P. Lovecraft. A wealthy and secretive man hires him to find his stolen Necronomicon, but Lovecraft suspects the world might be better off if he doesn't hand it over. This bizarre comedy contains zombies, werewolves, hexes, and all the typical elements of hard-boiled detective fiction.
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The League
The League (2009) - TV Series
An ensemble comedy that follows a group of old friends in a fantasy football league who care deeply about one another -- so deeply that they use every opportunity to make each other's lives miserable. (imdb)
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Hanyo
A composer who works at a factory hires one of the young women there as his housemaid which causes tension and drama in his life.
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The Purge: Election Year
Two years after choosing not to kill the man who killed his son, former police sergeant Barnes has become head of security for Senator Charlene Roan, the front runner in the next Presidential election due to her vow to eliminate the Purge. (imdb)
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