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The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1
The Quileute and the Volturi close in on expecting parents Edward and Bella, whose unborn child poses different threats to the wolf pack and vampire coven.
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Porcile
Two dramatic stories. In an undeterminated past, a young cannibal (who killed his own father) is condemned to be torn to pieces by some wild beasts. In the second story, Julius, the young son of a post-war German industrialist, is on the way to lie down with his farm's pigs, because he doesn't like human relationships. (imdb)
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Very Good Girls
In the long, half-naked days of a New York summer, two girls on the brink of becoming women fall for the same guy and find that life isn't as simple or safe as they had thought. (sundance.org)
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TT3D: Closer to the Edge
A close look at the mindsets of the racers and everyone else involved competing in the 2010 Tourist Trophy.
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Adaptation.
The lives of screenwriter Charlie Kaufman, author Susan Orlean and orchid poacher John Laroche become strangely intertwined as each one's search for passion collides with the others' in this adaptation of the best-selling "The Orchid Thief."
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Invader ZIM
Invader ZIM (2001) - TV Series
A short alien bent on conquering Earth poses as a human, and only one paranoid child knows his secret. (imdb)
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Isle of Dogs
Set in Japan, Isle of Dogs follows a boy's odyssey in search of his dog. (imdb)
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The Chamber
O'Donnell stars as idealistic young attorney Adam Hall who takes on the death row clemency case of his onetime Klansman grandfather, Sam Cayhall (Hackman). With just 28 days before the execution, Adam sets out to retrace the events leading to the crime for which Sam was convicted. As the impending death sentence looms closer, Adam works quickly to uncover the family's history for any hidden clues. In a white-knuckle series of twists and turns, Adam discovers deceptions and dark secrets that ultimately lead him to the startling truth. (Universal Pictures)
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The End of St. Petersburg
A peasant comes to St. Petersburg to find work. He unwittingly helps in the arrest of an old village friend who is now a labor leader. The unemployed peasant is also arrested and sent to fight in World War I. After three years, he returns ready for revolution. (imdb)
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Radio Flyer
A father recounts a dark period of his childhood when he and his little brother lived in the suburbs. (imdb)
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