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Brand Upon the Brain!
Equal parts childhood reminiscence, Expressionist horror film, teen detectived serial, and Grand Guignol reverie, Brand upon the Brain! is a new cinematic spectacle from the unique mind of Canada's own Guy Maddin. (thefilmcompany.org)
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St. Elmo\
A Group of friends, just out of college, struggle with adulthood. Their main problem is that they're all self-centered and obnoxious. (imdb)
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A Taxi Driver
In 1980, a foreign journalist hires a down-on-his-luck taxi driver to take him to Gwangju, South Korea. They soon arrive to find a city under siege by student protesters and the military. (Moviefone)
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Iris
True story of the lifelong romance between novelist Iris Murdoch and her husband John Bayley, from their student days through her battle with Alzheimer's disease. (imdb)
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Rejs
A stowaway (Stanisław Tym) sneaks aboard a ship departing on a cruise down the Vistula River. The captain takes him for a Communist Party cultural coordinator and the intruder gladly adapts to his new role, immediately setting to work at manipulating the passengers and crew into silly and vaguely humiliating games. (Wikipedia)
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Black Sea
In order to make good with his former employers, a submarine captain takes a job with a shadowy backer to search the depths of the Black Sea for a submarine rumored to be loaded with gold. (imdb)
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The Silence of the Lambs
Young FBI agent Clarice Starling is assigned to help find a missing woman to save her from a psychopathic serial killer who skins his victims. Clarice attempts to gain a better insight into the twisted mind of the killer by talking to another psychopath Hannibal Lecter, who used to be a respected psychiatrist. FBI agent Jack Crawford believes that Lecter who is also a very powerful and clever mind manipulator have the answers to their questions to help locate the killer. Clarice must first try and gain Lecter's confidence before he is to give away any information. (imdb)
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The American
An assassin hides out in Italy for one last assignment.
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Fresh Guacamole
Fresh Guacamole (2012) - Short Film
Transforming familiar objects into fresh guacamole. (imdb)
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Hellraiser: Bloodline
It's the year 2127. Pinhead, the evil cenobite of the series, has found himself on board a space station in outer space (imdb)
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