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A womanizing super samurai cop and his black side-kick go after the Yakuza.This film is bad..REALLY bad, it's also pretty damn funny. Matt Hannon stars as the samurai cop who looks more like a gay poolboy in the best movie of his long varied career of one film. Robert Z'dar (Maniac Cop) is the right-hand man of the bad guy. Definately a guilty pleasure movie with it's jaw-droppingly insanely stupid dialog, the horrible "action", the unneeded flamingly gay waiter. (imdb)

A woman's life is turned upside down when her criminal parents invite an outsider to join them on a major heist they're planning. (imdb)

After a tragedy, John Ingram and his wife Rae are spending some time isolated at sea, when they come across a stranger who has abandoned a sinking ship. (imdb)

A trio of elite private investigators (Diaz, Barrymore, Liu) armed with the latest in high-tech tools track down a kidnapped computer ace and keep his top-secret voice-identification software out of lethal hands. (Columbia Pictures)

A deaf mute teenager struggles to fit into the boarding school system. (imdb)

An Innuit hunter races his sled home with a fresh-caught halibut. This fish pervades the entire film... (imdb)

A brief fling between a male disc jockey and an obsessed female fan takes a frightening, and perhaps even deadly turn when another woman enters the picture. (imdb)

A detective who tries to conceal his crime and another who must uncover the truth for his own survival. (KOFIC)

Eugene and Rick are two struggling artists who share apartment. However, Rick has problems with that... (imdb)

Two drifters are passing through a Western town, when news comes in that a local farmer has been murdered and his cattle stolen... (imdb)