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Seinfeld
Seinfeld (1989) - TV Series
The continuing misadventures of neurotic New York stand-up comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his equally neurotic New York friends. (imdb)
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The Forbidden Room
An apparently chaotic, yet always significant nightmare with countless fantastic plotlines inspired by real, imaginary and photographic memories of films from the silent era now lost.
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A Trip to the Moon
A group of astronomers go on an expedition to the moon. (imdb)
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Comedian
Jerry Seinfeld is once again a working standup comic. Comedian is the unique and engaging look at what it took for him, and by extension every stand-up, to get there. (Miramax)
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The Shanghai Gesture
A young woman, Poppy, out for excitement in Shanghai, enters a gambling house owned by "Mother" Gin Sling, a dragon-lady who worked herself up from poverty to buy the casino... (imdb)
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The Returned
In a post-zombie world, where the infected live normal lives, their retroviral drug is running out. (imdb)
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Greed
The sudden fortune won from a lottery fans such destructive greed that it ruins the lives of the three people involved. (imdb)
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Lion King 1½
Lion King 1½ (2004) - Direct-to-Video
Timon and Pumbaa start to watch the original Lion King movie, but Timon keeps insisting to fast forward to when they come in, because they weren't seen in the beginning of the story or anywhere until halfway through. Pumbaa suggests telling the audience their story... (imdb)
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Tales from the Crypt
Five people get lost in a crypt and meet up with a strange crypt keeper who tells them stories of how they died (imdb)
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Tales from the Crypt Presents: Bordello of Blood
The cryptkeeper returns to tell the story of a funeral parlor that moonlights as a vampire bordello. (imdb)
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