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A perfume shop owner disguises a black cat as a skunk in hopes of luring away Pepe, who has wandered in to sample the scents.

Al Bundy is a misanthropic women's shoe salesman with a miserable life. He hates his job, his wife is lazy, his son is dysfunctional (especially with women), and his daughter is dim-witted and promiscuous. (imdb)

Twin Sisters is an epic love story based on the Dutch bestseller by Tessa de Loo that has been read by more then 3.5 million readers in Holland and Germany. (imdb)

After he reunites with an old pal through Facebook, a mild-mannered accountant is lured into the world of international espionage. (imdb)

An orphan boy and his magical dragon come to town with his abusive adoptive parents in pursuit. (imdb)

An FBI agent goes undercover to catch a gang of bank robbers who may be surfers. (imdb)

Shinnosuke is introduced to Shizu as a prospective marriage partner, but he falls in love with her widowed sister Oyu. Convention forbids Oyu to marry because she has to raise her son as the head of her husband's family. Oyu convinces Shinnosuke and Shizu to marry so that she can remain close to Shinnosuke. (imdb)

A documentary about young women who have been drawn into the sex trade - and how easy it is for a web-savvy generation to end up making porn. (imdb)

Colin, a wealthy young man and inventor of the cocktail-mixing piano, wants to fall in love. With the help of his cook Nicolas and best friend Chick, he meets Chloe, the incarnation of a Duke Ellington tune. But soon after their wedding, Chloe falls ill. She has a water lily growing in her chest. Ruined by medical expenses, Colin resorts to increasingly desperate methods to save his beloved's life. (collider.com)

Greed is bad, this simple morality tale cautions. A megalomaniacal C.E.O. sends his son into the dangerous African Congo on a quest for a source of diamonds (imdb)