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The Lobster
In a dystopian near future, single people are obliged to find a matching mate in 45 days or are transformed into animals and released into the woods. (imdb)
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Dunston Checks In
Young boy befriends larcenous orangutan in luxury hotel. (imdb)
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Harriet the Spy
Harriet M. Welsch is a spy. But when Harriet's friends find her secret notebook the tables are turned on her. Can she win her friends back and still keep on going with the spy buisness? (imdb)
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Destroy All Monsters
Aliens take control of Earth's monsters and begin using them to destroy the human race. (imdb)
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The Tramp
The Tramp (1915) - Short Film
The Tramp helps a young woman who's been the victim of an attempted robbery, then comes on as a worker at her father's farm and tries to win her heart.
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Mark of the Vampire
Sir Karell Borotyn appears to have been killed by Count Mora, a vampire believed to haunt the local village... (imdb)
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Rooster Cogburn
Marshal Rooster Cogburn unwillingly teams up with Eula Goodnight to track down the killers of her father. (imdb)
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The Break-Up
Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston star in The Break-Up, which starts where most romantic comedies end: after boy and girl have met, fallen in love, moved in to start their happily-ever-after -- and right when they wind up driving each other crazy. (Universal Pictures)
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Dow Rahehal Baraye yek Massaleh
like a deadpan, Bressonian staging of one of Laurel and Hardy's epic grudge matches... (girishshambu.com)
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Man\
Roger Willoughby is considered to be a leading expert on sports fishing. He's written books on the subject and is loved by his customers in the sporting goods department at Abercrombie and Fitch, where he works. There's only one problem however: he's never been fishing in his life. When the store owner enters him in a fishing contest, mayhem ensues. (imdb)
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