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Dave Chappelle: Killin\
Dave Chappelle returns to D.C. and riffs on politics, police, race relations, drugs, Sesame Street and more. (imdb)
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Under Siege
A former SEAL, now cook, is the only person who can stop a gang of terrorists when they sieze control of a US Navy battleship. (imdb)
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Emergency
Ready for a night of legendary partying, three college students must weigh the pros and cons of calling the police when faced with an unexpected situation.
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Pas de deux
Pas de deux (1968) - Short Film
Two ballet dancers perform a dance enhanced with surreal multi and after-image effect visuals. (imdb)
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The Baby
A social worker attempts to rescue a 20-something with the mental capacity of an infant from his crazy mother and twisted sisters.
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Pride
LGBT activists who raise money to help families affected by the UK miners' strike in 1984. The National Union of Mineworkers is reluctant to accept the group's support due to the union's public relations worries about being openly associated with a gay group, so the activists instead decide to take their donations directly to a small mining village in Wales -- resulting in an alliance, unlikely for the era but ultimately successful, between their respective communities. (en.wikipedia.org)
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Chris Rock: Bigger & Blacker
Chris Rock brings his critically acclaimed brand of social commentary-themed humor to this 1999 standup comedy presentation from HBO... (imdb)
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Carrie
A mousy and abused girl with telekinetic powers gets pushed too far on one special night.
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The Smiling Lieutenant
Lieutenant Niki of the Austrian royal guard has a new girlfriend, Franzi. He's crazy about her, and is smiling at her while on duty in the street. King Adolf and his daughter Princess Anna from the neighboring kingdom of Flausenshaum drive by, and Anna intercepts a wink meant for Franzi. She falls for Niki, marries him (he has no choice in the matter), and whisks him off to Flausenshaum... (imdb)
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Korkusuz korkak
Mülayim "the Bomber" (Kemal Sunal) finds out being cancer ill and so he would die in a few months. He loans a killer for killing himself, but Mülayim isn't ill actually. He wins a lottery when escapes from the killer and Turkish mafia. (IMDB Comments)
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