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J'attendrai le suivant... (2002) - Short Film
On a subway train, a man announces that he's looking for someone who might be interested in him; the usual dating methods have not worked, though there's nothing wrong with him. He explains that any interested woman can just get off at the next stop. One woman looks interested... (imdb)
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The internet has revived the conspiracy theory that the earth is flat -- and America's flat-Earth movement appears to be growing -- despite its detractors in the scientific community. (imdb)
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When a shopping mall is overtaken by a gang of organized crooks, it's up to the a mild-mannered security guard to save the day.
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In an afterlife resembling the present-day US, people must prove their worth by showing in court how they have demonstrated courage. (imdb)
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Albert Einstein was really an Australian. An inventor his whole life, he constantly manufactures weird and wonderful inventions in his wooden shed in rural Tasmania. Finally perfecting a technique for putting the bubbles in beer, he decides it is time to share his invention with the rest of the world. (imdb)
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A man and a woman arrive in a cafe-hotel near the belgian frontier. The customers recognize the man from the police's description. His name is Amedee Lange, he murdered Batala in Paris... (imdb)
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As a Civil War veteran spends years searching for a young niece captured by Indians, his motivation becomes increasingly questionable. (imdb)
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Pierrot escapes his boring society and travels from Paris to the Mediterranean Sea with Marianne, a girl chased by hit-men from Algeria. They lead an unorthodox life, always on the run. (imdb)
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Allen stars as Val Waxman, a two time Oscar winner turned wash-up, neurotic director in desperate need of a comeback.
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Night Watch is the first installment of a trilogy based on the best-selling Russian sci-fi novels of Sergei Lukyanenko (which also includes Day Watch and Dusk Watch). This visionary horror fantasy film features a dazzling mix of mind-blowing effects, adrenaline-fuelled action and suspenseful terror. (Fox Searchlight)
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