Welcome to Criticker: Home of insanely accurate recommendations!

Step One: Sign up to create a Criticker account here
Step Two: Rate at least ten films
... and that's it! Criticker will match you to other users with similar taste, and you'll start getting great recommendations immediately.
It's easy, free and fun. Get started now by signing up and rating some movies!
Alien Raiders
Alien Raiders (2008) - Direct-to-Video
A grocery store becomes a landscape for an intergalactic battle. As the Hastings Market closes down for the night, its lingering shoppers become hostages for a crack military unit that takes control of the store. The team seeks out the deadly alien intruders lurking in the aisles, with the power to inhabit the bodies of humans.
Your probable score
?
Santoori
Ali Bolourchi, a santour player (Bahram Radan) narrates his life after his wife Hanieh (Golshifteh Farahani) left him. Ali now makes a living playing music with his band at weddings and house parties where he is often given drugs instead of money to support his heroin addiction..... (en.wikipedia.org)
Your probable score
?
Made of Honor
The film revolves around Tom and Hannah, who have been platonic friends for 10 years. He's a serial dater, while she wants marriage but hasn't found Mr. Right. Just as Tom is starting to think that he is relationship material after all, Hannah gets engaged. When she asks Tom to be her "maid" of honor, he reluctantly agrees just so he can attempt to stop the wedding and woo her.
Your probable score
?
George Lucas in Love
In 1967, writer's-blocked USC film student George Lucas has only three days to finish his script or he won't graduate. He ends up falling for a girl named Marian (with her hair done up in buns on the sides of her head) who encourages him to write what he knows and feels. (imdb)
Your probable score
?
Teaching Mrs. Tingle
All her life Leigh Ann Watson (Holmes) has done the right thing. Her only ticket out of town is the one scholarship that goes to her school's top student. All she needs is an "A" in history. There's just one problem: Mrs. Tingle, the history teacher who for 20 years has terrorized the students of Grandsboro High. (Dimension Films)
Your probable score
?
The Sun Shines Bright
John Ford weaves three "Judge Priest" stories together to form a good- natured exploration of honour and small-town politics in the South around the turn of the century. Judge William Priest is involved variously in revealing the real identity of Lucy Lake, reliving his Civil War memories, preventing the lynching of a youth and contesting the elections with Yankee Horace K. Maydew. (imdb)
Your probable score
?
Hamlet
In this film of the classic Shakespearean play, a Danish prince seeks to avenge his father's death when his uncle murders his father... (imdb)
Your probable score
?
The Trial of Joan of Arc
A reconstruction of the trial of Joan of Arc (based entirely on the transcripts of the real-life trial)... (imdb)
Your probable score
?
Kung Fury
Kung Fury (2015) - Short Film
During an unfortunate series of events a friend of Kung Fury is assassinated by the most dangerous kung fu master criminal of all time; Adolf Hitler, a.k.a Kung Führer. Kung Fury decides to travel back in time, to Nazi Germany, in order to kill Hitler and end the Nazi empire once and for all. (imdb)
Your probable score
?
The Devil Rides Out
Some followers of satan want to sacrifize the niece of the Duke of Richelieu. But they did not think that the duke might be more powerful than their master. (imdb)
Your probable score
?