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Lion King 1½
Lion King 1½ (2004) - Direct-to-Video
Timon and Pumbaa start to watch the original Lion King movie, but Timon keeps insisting to fast forward to when they come in, because they weren't seen in the beginning of the story or anywhere until halfway through. Pumbaa suggests telling the audience their story... (imdb)
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Belgica
The drama follows two brothers who start a bar and get swept up in its success in the midst of Belgium's nightlife scene. (imdb)
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Desperado
Antonio Banderas stars as the Mariachi without a name in this much anticipated follow-up to the critically-acclaimed 1992 hit, El Mariachi. This time the Mariachi (Banderas) plunges headfirst into the dark border underworld when he follows a trail of blood to the last of the infamous Mexican druglords, Bucho (De Almeida), showdown. (Sony)
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Cannibal Apocalypse
Giovanni Lambardo Radice and John Saxon are Vietman vets that bring back contagious virus that turn people into cannibals when bitten. (imdb)
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Iron Sky
The Nazis set up a secret base on the moon in 1945 where they hide out and plan to return to power in 2018. (imdb)
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Jojo Rabbit
A young boy in Hitler's army finds out his mother is hiding a Jewish girl in their home.
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Layer Cake
A riveting thriller set in the drug underworld of the UK.
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The Lorax
A 12-year-old boy searches for the one thing that will enable him to win the affection of the girl of his dreams. To find it he must discover the story of the Lorax, the grumpy yet charming creature who fights to protect his world. (imdb)
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Flirting
Danny has been sent to boarding school, in this sequal to The Year My Voice Broke. (imdb)
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Hot Coffee
An old lady spills coffee, and this is the end result. The real story of the hot coffee spill. (lostinlodos)
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