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In an attempt to resurrect the slapstick comedy of Laurel and Hardy or The Marx Brothers, Stanley Tucci and Oliver Platt team-up as two out-of-work actors who accidentally stowaway on a ship to hide from a drunken, belligerent lead actor who has sworn to kill them for belittling his talents. (imdb)

Once upon a time, the prince of kingdom Hauptman-Koenig was deeply in love with the farmer's daughter Jessie. But his mother didn't approve this and cursed her to stiffen to a statue for 1000 years. Now, almost 1000 years later, she's brought to a department store for an exhibition. (imdb)

A Belgian teenager hatches a plot to kill his teacher after embracing an extremist interpretation of the Quran.

Frozen in the ice for decades, Captain America is freed to battle against arch-criminal, The Red Skull. (imdb)

A businessman facially scarred in a laboratory fire receives psychotherapy from a psychiatrist, and obtains an amazingly lifelike mask from the doctor... (imdb)

A raw, romantic tale of stark beauty and primal authenticity about how dreams collided with greed in the making of California.

Joker goes to Metropolis with an offer and plan to kill Superman for Lex Luthor while Batman pursues the clown to Superman's turf. (imdb)

High school student Sarah is at her lowest point yet when she runs away from home and finds herself with no one to rely on and struggling with recurring nightmares. She chances upon a university sleep study that offers the promise of safety and money. But there’s something curious about the proceedings, and the study seems to make Sarah’s disturbing dreams even worse. As the darkness begins to close in, it’s soon clear that Sarah has unknowingly become the conduit to a horrifying, new disc

Thrown into a distant part of the universe, an Earth astronaut finds himself part of a fugitive alien starship crew. (imdb)

A dark counter-espionage action thriller about power, money, sacrifice and 21st-century breaking and entering.