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A romantic drama centered around a young shepherd and shepherdess and the ramifications of their forbidden affair. (imdb)

Johnny English goes up against international assassins hunting down the Chinese premier. (imdb)

A man trapped in an automated prison must outsmart a computer in order to escape and try and find his way back to the outside world that may already be wiped out. (imdb)

The lives of three women intersect in small-town America, where each is imperfectly blazing a trail. (imdb)

A young girl comes of age in a dysfunctional family of nonconformist nomads with a mother who's an eccentric artist and an alcoholic father who would stir the children's imagination with hope as a distraction to their poverty. (imdb)

Full-scale galactic war has broken out between the cold-blooded Peacekeepers and the monstrous Scarrans. The only hope for the billions of innocents caught in the crossfire lies with John Crichton and the crew of Moya, who try to revive the long dormant Eidelons, a race rumored to be able to influence Peace in others.

Based on the international best-seller, Balzac and the Little Chinese Seamstress is set in the early 1970's during the later stages of China's "Cultural Revolution," as two city-bred teenage best friends, Luo (Kun Chen) and Ma (Ye Liu), are sent to a backward mountainous region for Maoist re-education. (Empire Pictures)

A British taskforce, lead by the daughter of the vampire hunter Prof. Van Helsing, battles the supernatural with the aid of two vampires. (imdb)

A documentary about writer and director Brian De Palma. (imdb)

At an archaeological dig in Africa, Father Lankester Merrin has his first encounter with the devil incarnate. Merrin has focused on archeology, rather than spiritual matters and is intrigued when a church buried beneath the sand is excavated. Inside, he finds many signs of devil worship. To a great extent, he has lost his faith and is particularly haunted by events during the Nazi occupation and the impact of his decisions had on his parishioners. When the devil occupies the body of a young patient in the village hospital, Merrin risks his life to save him. (imdb)