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French Roast
French Roast (2008) - Short Film
In a fancy Parisian Café, an uptight businessman discovers he forgot to bring his wallet and bides his time by ordering more coffee. (imdb)
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The Ornithologist
Fernando, a solitary ornithologist, is looking for black storks, a species under threat, along a remote river in northern Portugal, when he is swept away by the rapids. Rescued by a couple of Chinese pilgrims on the road to Santiago de Compostela, he plunges into an eerie and dark forest, trying to get back on his track. But gradually, as he encounters unexpected and uncanny obstacles and people who put him to the test, Fernando is impelled to extreme actions which transform him. (Locarno)
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Down in the Valley
When Harlan Carruthers (Norton), a charismatic cowboy who seems as if he would be much more at home in Monument Valley than in the San Fernando Valley, has a chance encounter with Tobe (Wood), a bored and restless suburban teenager, both of their lives are turned upside down. (ThinkFilm)
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Revenge
Never take your mistress on an annual guys' getaway, especially one devoted to hunting - a violent lesson for three wealthy married men. (imdb)
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Dreamcatcher
Dreamcatcher, the film based on Stephen King's best-selling novel, tells of four young friends who perform a heroic act -- and are changed forever by the uncanny powers they gain in return. Years later the friends, now men, are on a hunting trip in the Maine woods when they are overtaken by a blizzard, a vicious storm in which something much more ominous moves… (Warner Bros.)
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Talk to Me
A group of teenagers discover a way to communicate with the dead using a preserved hand. They become addicted to the thrill of the game, but when one of them goes too far, they unleash a terrifying supernatural force that threatens to destroy them all.
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Secret Window
Mort Rainey is a best selling author whose imagination thrills his reader to the core. But one of his stories holds a secret that comes to life. A secret that even he can't imagine. (Sony Pictures)
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The Cat with Hands
The dark, surreal story of a cat who wants to be human (imdb)
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I Know Who Killed Me
An idyllic small town is rocked when Aubrey Fleming, a bright and promising young college student is abducted and tortured by a sadistic serial killer. When she manages to escape, the traumatized young woman who regains consciousness in the hospital insists that she is not who they think she is and the real Aubrey is still in mortal danger. (Sony Pictures)
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The Express
A drama based on the life of college football hero Ernie Davis, the first African-American to win the Heisman Trophy.
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