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Beirut
A former U.S. diplomat returns to service in order to save a former colleague in Beirut. (imdb)
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The Last Station
Leo Tolstoy's struggle to balance fame and wealth with his commitment to a life devoid of material things.
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Mindhorn
A has-been actor best known for playing the title character in the 1980s detective series "Mindhorn" must work with the police when a serial killer says that he will only speak with Detective Mindhorn, whom he believes to be a real person. (imdb)
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We Were Soldiers
Based on the best-selling book which details the events of the battle of LZ X-Ray in the Ia Drang Valley. (Paramount)
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Seinfeld
Seinfeld (1989) - TV Series
The continuing misadventures of neurotic New York stand-up comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his equally neurotic New York friends. (imdb)
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Ninja II: Shadow of a Tear
Ninjitsu master Casey is back and out for revenge when his pregnant wife is murdered. (imdb)
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Easter Parade
Don Hewes and Nadine Hale are a dancing team, but she decides to start a career on her own. So he takes the next dancer he meets... (imdb)
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The Big White
A destitute Alaskan travel agent with a deranged wife finds the answer to his financial problems in the form of a get rich quick insurance scam involving a frozen body in the dumpster behind his office. Just a few things stand in his way -- a determined insurance investigator, an irate sibling and two would be gangsters. (Ascendant Pictures)
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Deep Water
A well-to-do husband who allows his wife to have affairs in order to avoid a divorce becomes a prime suspect in the disappearance of her lovers.
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King Arthur
A spectacular, epic tale of one man's destiny to become a king. (Touchstone Pictures)
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