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3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain
Three young boys, Rocky, Colt and Tum Tum together with their neighbor girl, computer whiz Amanda are visiting Mega Mountain amusement park when it is invaded by an army of ninjas led by evil Medusa, who wants to take over the park and hold the owners for ransom (imdb)
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Saving Private Ryan
Opening with the Allied invasion of Normandy on 6 June 1944, members of the 2nd Ranger Battalion under Cpt. Miller fight ashore to secure a beachhead. Amidst the fighting, two brothers are killed in action. Earlier in New Guinea, a third brother is KIA. Their mother, Mrs. Ryan, is to receive all three of the grave telegrams on the same day... (imdb)
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The Children\
A troublemaking student at a girl's school accuses two teachers of being lesbians. (imdb)
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Desperate Living
A rich housewife enlists her maid's help to murder her husband; they go on the lam and end up in Mortville, a homeless community built into a garbage dump. (imdb)
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Roast of James Franco
It's James Franco's turn to step in to the celebrity hot seat for the latest installment of The Comedy Central Roast. (imdb)
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Good Bye Lenin!
A human story of the reunification not only of an entire nation, but of a family living in East Berlin. (Sony Pictures Classics)
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Outside Providence
Timothy Dunphy, (aka. "Dunph," "Dildo") has a broken home, a three-legged dog and a full-blown attraction to trouble. After crashing into a parked police car, his father (Baldwin) packs him off to prep school -- where he's out of place, outclassed and seriously outnumbered. Now he's about to show everyone that even he can get a piece of class. (Miramax)
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Manchester by the Sea
An uncle is forced to take care of his teenage nephew after the boy's father dies. (imdb)
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Howl
A drama centered on the obscenity trial Allen Ginsberg faced after the publication of his poem, "Howl".
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Oh Olsun
The story line follows a wealthy family with three not so great sons whose father believes each to be exceptional.
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