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The Thing
At an Antarctica research site, the discovery of an alien craft leads to a confrontation between graduate student Kate Lloyd and scientist Dr. Sander Halvorson. (imdb)
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Dragon Ball Super
Reuniting the franchise's iconic characters, Dragon Ball Super will follow the aftermath of Goku's fierce battle with Majin Buu as he attempts to maintain earth's fragile peace. The continuing adventures of the mighty warrior Son Goku, as he encounters new worlds and new warriors to fight. (imdb)
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Dolemite
Dolemite has to deal with Willie Green, Mitchell and White, Mayor Daly, and assorted production equipment used to film the movie; all in an attempt to regain control of his nightclub. He is joined with his kung-fu fighting whores, Queen Bee, and the Reverend in this heroic struggle. (imdb)
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Lady Snowblood 2: Love Song of Vengeance
Lady Snowblood (Shurayuki-hime) is caught by the police and sentenced to death for her crimes (in Lady Snowblood I). As she is sent to the gallows she is rescued by the secret police who offer her a deal to assassinate some revolutionaries. (imdb)
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Wheelman
A getaway driver for a bank robbery realizes he has been double crossed and races to find out who betrayed him. (imdb)
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The Great Train Robbery
In Victorian England, a master criminal makes elaborate plans to steal a shipment of gold from a moving train. (imdb)
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The Scarlet Pumpernickel
Daffy Duck pitches to J.L. Warner a starring role with himself in a ridiculously over the top swashbuckler film.
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The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea
Morgana, sister of Ursula, almost steals the baby Melody from her parents, Ariel and Eric. To protect Melody, she's told never to enter the ocean, but by her 12th birthday, she's been swimming there for years. She discovers the magic locket that was to be her christening gift, which makes her visible to Morgana. Morgana tempts her by offering her fondest wish, to turn her into a mermaid; however, to remain a mermaid, she'll have to steal the magic trident from King Triton (who, unknown to her, is her grandfather). Meanwhile, all the sea creatures are searching for her.(imdb)
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Jojo Rabbit
A young boy in Hitler's army finds out his mother is hiding a Jewish girl in their home.
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Farscape
Farscape (1999) - TV Series
Thrown into a distant part of the universe, an Earth astronaut finds himself part of a fugitive alien starship crew. (imdb)
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