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Süper Ajan K9
A Turkish agent spoof, K9 is trying to carry the western spoof genre to its cultural environment. During the NATO convention in Istanbul a terrorist called 'Deşifre' changes the DNA's of the world leaders and the clumsy agent K9 tries to stop them.
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Phantasm
A teenage boy and his friends face off against a mysterious grave robber known only as the Tall Man, who keeps a lethal arsenal of terrible weapons with him
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Werewolf by Night
It follows a lycanthrope superhero who fights crime using the abilities given to him by a curse brought on by his bloodline (imdb.com).
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Storks
Storks have moved on from delivering babies to packages. But when an order for a baby appears, the best delivery stork must scramble to fix the error by delivering the baby.
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Blacksmith Scene
A stationary camera looks at a large anvil with a blacksmith behind it and one on either side. The smith in the middle draws a heated metal rod from the fire, places it on the anvil, and all three begin a rhythmic hammering. After several blows, the metal goes back in the fire. One smith pulls out a bottle of beer, and they each take a swig. Then, out comes the glowing metal and the hammering resumes. (imdb)
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The Parole Officer
A failed parole officer framed for murder must enlist the help of his former clients to clear his name. (imdb)
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Gilbert has to care for his brother Arnie and his obese mother, which gets in the way when love walks into his life. (imdb)
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The Flight Attendant
A flight attendant wakes up in the wrong hotel, in the wrong bed, with a dead man - and no idea what happened. When questioned by FBI agents and still unable to piece the night together, she begins to wonder if she could be the killer. (imdb)
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Eye Myth
Eye Myth (1967) - Short Film
After the title, a white screen gives way to a series of frames suggestive of abstract art, usually with one or two colors dominating and rapid change in the images. Two figures emerge from this jungle of color: the first, a shirtless man, appears twice, coming into focus, then disappearing behind the bursts and patterns of color, then reappearing; the second figure appears later, in the right foreground. This figure suggests someone older, someone of substance. The myth? (IMDb)
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Better Things
Better Things (2016) - TV Series
An actress raises her three daughters while juggling the pressures of working in Hollywood and being a single parent.
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