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The Whale
A reclusive English teacher suffering from severe obesity attempts to reconnect with his estranged teenage daughter for one last chance at redemption. (imdb)
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Little Nicky
All children like to raise a little hell - but it's a whole different story when your family is run by Satan.
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Knock Down the House
A look at the people involved with various political campaigns during the 2018 U.S. congressional election. (imdb)
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Song of the South
Uncle Remus draws upon his tales of Brer Rabbit to help little Johnny deal his confusion over his parents'... (imdb)
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Poison
Poison (2023) - Short Film
A man discovers a poisonous snake asleep in his bed in this well-known Roald Dahl short story. (Netflix)
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Gods of the Plague
Franz Walsch, a small-time hood, is released from jail and searches for his old acquaintances. He finds his girlfriend Johanna and visits his mother with his brother Marian. (imdb)
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Moulin Rouge!
The year is 1899, and Christian, a young English writer, has come to Paris to follow the Bohemian revolution taking hold of the city's drug and prostitute infested underworld. And nowhere is the thrill of the underworld more alive than at the Moulin Rouge, a night club where the rich and poor men alike come to be entertained by the dancers, but things take a wicked turn for Christian as he starts a deadly love affair with the star courtesan of the club, Satine... (imdb)
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Housebound
Kylie Bucknell is forced to return to the house she grew up in when the court places her on home detention. Her punishment is made all the more unbearable by the fact she has to live there with her mother Miriam - a well-intentioned blabbermouth who's convinced that the house is haunted. Kylie dismisses Miriam's superstitions as nothing more than a distraction from a life occupied by boiled vegetables & small-town gossip. (imdb)
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Jackass Forever
After 11 years, the Jackass crew is back for their final crusade.
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Deli deli küpeli
A crazy man is mistaken as the new district governor of a small city, isolated from the world because of the weather and snow.
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