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Cameron Diaz stars as Elizabeth Halsey, a scheming and coarse-tongued middle school teacher who gets dumped by her wealthy boyfriend and rebounds by sinking her claws into a handsome substitute teacher (Justin Timberlake). There's just one problem, though: He's already dating Amy Squirrel (Lucy Punch), the most revered teacher on campus. And Ms. Squirrel is not at all eager to hand over her beau, who is slated to inherit his family's fortune.

Friends, family, and lovers struggle to find love, forgiveness, and meaning in a war-torn world riddled with comedy and pathos.

Pedro Costa's snail-paced evocation of an old man dislocated in time and place (hollywoodreporter.com)

A film about quadriplegics who play full-contact rugby in Mad Max-style wheelchairs - overcoming unimaginable obstacles to compete in the Paralympic Games in Athens, Greece. (imdb)

A story about the tragedy and the danger of humor and the humorist - A comedy as grand as the Lands of Rome... (imdb)

This is a documentary of 'drag nights' among New York's underclass. Queens are interviewed and observed preparing for and competing in many 'balls'. The people, the clothes, and the whole environment are outlandish. (imdb)

Former Daily Show Correspondent John Oliver brings his persona to this new weekly news satire program. (imdb)

A writer who is brutalized during her cabin retreat seeks revenge on her attackers, who left her for dead.

Aspiring filmmakers Mel Funn, Marty Eggs and Dom Bell go to a financially troubled studio with an idea for a silent movie. In an effort to make the movie more marketable, they attempt to recruit a number of big name stars to appear, while the studio's creditors attempt to thwart them. The film contains only one word of dialogue, spoken by an unlikely source. (imdb)

Lemmy Caution, an American private-eye, arrives in Alphaville, a futuristic city on another planet.... (imdb)