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Lowell Freeman looks after plants in giant space greenhouses. Back on earth, all the trees have long vanished... (imdb)

The bungling inspector Cruchot (Funès) finds himself trying to save the residents of St. Tropez from some oil-drinking humanoid aliens. The only way to tell the aliens from the real people, besides their constant thirst for oil-products, is that they sound like empty garbage cans when you touch them. Chaos is ahead. (imdb)

A 52 year old British college professor is struggling to find meaning to his life after the death of his long time partner, Jim.

A man is washed ashore the beach of a small French village during a heavy storm. A retired doctor takes care of the unconscious stranger. When the mysterious man recovers, he cannot remember anything... (imdb)

Nine teenagers in a deserted mansion are being killed off one by one by an unseen killer. Is is real, or just a big practical joke? (imdb)

Set in the year 2092 and follows the crew of a space junk collector ship called The Victory. When they discover a humanoid robot named Dorothy that's known to be a weapon of mass destruction, they get involved in a risky business deal. (imdb)

10 year old Fiona is sent to live with her grandparents in a small fishing village in Donegal, Ireland... (imdb)

A Jane Doe is found in Times Square with no memory and mysterious tattoos on her body. (imdb)

Unearthed from the buried landscape of the American nightmare, this film follows a small group of elderly Peeping Toms through the shadows and margins of an unfamiliar world.

A young mermaid makes a deal with a sea witch, to trade her beautiful voice for human legs so she can discover the world above water and impress a prince (imdb.com).