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Last night, two party-hearty Dudes had an unbelievably sweet time. Too bad, they can't remember a thing, including where they parked their car. So, the Dudes embark on a mission: retrace their steps to find out what they did last night (and who they did it to), hoping it will lead them to the missing car. Little do the Dudes know, they're in for the ride of their lives. (20th Century Fox)

A woman discovers that her pregnancy is actually part of a satanic ritual. (imdb)

A long story that started and ended at the station. (imdb)

As they're held for ransom, a husband and wife's predicament grows more dire amid the discovery of betrayal and deception. (imdb)

Her mother in Kenya, 13-year-old Melanie spends her summer vacation at a strict diet camp set in the Austrian countryside. Between workouts and nutrition classes, pillow fights and first cigarettes, she falls in love with a doctor 40 years her senior - and in all innocence sets out to seduce him. Paradise: Hope is a "teen camp" movie that tells of the unconditionality of first love. (mubi.com)

Set in 1965 New England, a troubled girl encounters mysterious happenings in the woods surrounding an isolated girls school that she was sent to by her estranged parents. (imdb)

Television series about a cadre of attractive lifeguards who patrol a crowded recreational beach. (imdb)

This movie is about a little boy whose name is Sezercik

Powerful magic cast by Alex spells trouble for the Russo's. The kids must go on an adventure to save their family and their existence. (imdb)

Leyla and Mecnun series has been canceled, and the team tries to hold on to life.