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Dr. Terror\
Five strangers board a train and are joined by a mysterious fortune teller who offers to read their Tarot cards... (imdb)
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Slow West
'Slow West' follows a 16-year-old boy on a journey across 19th Century frontier America in search of the woman he loves, while accompanied by mysterious traveler Silas. (imdb)
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Oh, Woe is Me
Romance about Simon Donnadieu and his decision to leave his ever-loving wife Rachel. (imdb)
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Get the Gringo
A career criminal (Gibson) nabbed by Mexican authorities is placed in a tough prison where he learns to survive with the help of a young boy. (imdb)
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The 355
When a top-secret weapon falls into mercenary hands, a wild card CIA agent joins forces with three international agents on a lethal mission to retrieve it, while staying a step ahead of a mysterious woman who's tracking their every move. (imdb)
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Doghouse
A group of men head to a remote village to help one of their friends get over his divorce; when they get there, though, they discover that all the women have been infected with a virus that makes them man-hating cannibals. (imdb)
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Point of No Return
A gang of armed drug-addicts break into a chemist shop to try and steal drugs to fuel their habit. However... (imdb)
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SpongeBob SquarePants
The misadventures of a fast-food restaurant working sponge who lives under the sea. (imdb)
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The Human Condition II: Road to Eternity
Second part of a trilogy. Conscientious objector Kaji, now forced to serve in the Japanese army during the Second World War... (imdb)
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The Strange Thing About the Johnsons
THE STRANGE THING ABOUT THE JOHNSONS is a dark satire of the domestic melodrama, which asks "What if...?" and then, for some reason, comes up with an answer. (imdb)
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