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Aslan Adam
When the king is murdered, his baby son and heir is hidden in the forest where he is abducted and raised by a pride of lions. As an adult he uses his beastly strength and claw-like hands to take revenge against the new king and his armies. (imdb)
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The Party
A clerical mistake results in a bumbling film extra being invited to an exclusive Hollywood party instead of being fired. (imdb)
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Die Tür
A successful artist loses control of his life after his young daughter's death. A chance for a new start appears, but all is not what it seems. (imdb)
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Birdemic: Shock and Terror
A platoon of eagle and vultures attack the residence of a small town. Many people died. It's not known what caused the flying menace to attack. Two people managed to fight back, but will they survive Birdemic? "The Birds" star Tippi Hedren is in all three of his films, but she only shot footage for the first one. He reuses the footage he shot with her in LA in his other two movies and puts her name right up on the poster. (imdb, mediayenta.blogspot.com)
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Escape to Witch Mountain
Two mysterious orphan children have extraordinary powers and are chased by a scheming millionaire. But where do these kids really call home? (imdb)
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Ali G Indahouse
Ali G unwittingly becomes a pawn in the evil Chancellor's plot to overthrow the Prime Minister of Great Britain... (imdb)
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Anne of Green Gables: The Sequel
Anne Shirley accepts a teaching position at a girls boarding school in a town dominated by a rich and belligerent family determined to make her life miserable. (imdb)
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After Sex
AFTER SEX is an edgy relationship comedy that uses sex as a background to examine intimacy and vulnerability. (imdb)
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Ed, Edd, \
The off-the-wall, day-to-day life of three friends who have exactly the same name. (imdb)
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Poor Things
The incredible tale and fantastical evolution of Bella Baxter, a young woman brought back to life by the brilliant and unorthodox scientist Dr. Godwin Baxter (imdb.com).
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