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Hamlet 2
A failed actor-turned-worse-high-school-drama teacher (Steve Coogan) rallies his Tucson, AZ students as he conceives and stages a politically incorrect musical sequel to Shakespeare's Hamlet.
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The Ringer
This fearless comedy from producers The Farrelly Brothers asks the question: can a comedy be outlandishly off-the-wall, irreverently indelicate and yet...inspirational? The Ringer spikes the uproarious with the uplifting in a story about an ordinary man who discovers what it truly means to be special when he attempts to "fix" the Special Olympics. (Fox Searchlight Pictures)
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Kasaba
The story of a family living in a small godforsaken town in Turkey seen through the eyes of children and dealing with the growing complexity when one becomes an adult. (imdb)
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Holy Motors
We follow 24 hours in the life of a being (DL) moving from life to life like a cold and solitary assassin moving from hit to hit. In each of these interwoven lives, the being possesses an entirely distinct identity: sometimes a man, sometimes a woman, sometimes youthful, sometimes old to the point of dying; sometimes destitute, sometimes wealthy. By turns murderer, beggar, company chairman, monstrous creature, worker, family man... (mubi.com)
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Turbo
A freak accident might just help an everyday garden snail achieve his biggest dream: winning the Indy 500. (imdb)
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Pulse
Japanese teens investigate a series of suicides linked to an internet webcam that promises visitors the chance to interact with the dead. (imdb)
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Diary of a Wimpy Kid
Middle school isn't all it's cracked up to be for self-described "wimpy kid" Greg Heffley, who discovers a frightening new world teeming with boys who are taller, tougher and hairier than he is -- and decides to document it all in his diary.
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The 39 Steps
A man in London tries to help a counterespionage agent, and is soon finding himself in one jam after another. (imdb)
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Solaris
A psychologist is sent to investigate the mysterious crisis which has occurred on board a space station orbiting a remote planet.
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Zügürt Aga
Zugurt Aga was a rich man in his town, and is very good at cooking "cig kofte" (loosely translated as "raw meat balls"). When he loses all of his belongings and becomes poor, he immigrates to the big city (Istanbul) and starts to sell his homemade, delicious, original cig kofte... (IMDB Comments)
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